September 9, 2009

Body Of Lies

I really want to encourage all you fine upstanding young folk to go and get you a peek at the film Jennifer's Body. "Why Tyler, why would you want us to do such a deplorable thing?" Well, my reasons are two fold. 1) I want every male with a chub-on for Megan Fox to realize that she's fucking worthless. 2) I want every script writer with a chub-on for Diablo Cody to realize that an ex-stripper isn't Hollywood's savior.

I'll drink to flashes in the pan on an hourly basis.


Tyler

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